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Hey oloni, Me and my girlfriend have been together for 2 years and recently I have been seeing a change in her figure, like I didn’t get with her entirely because of her body, but it had a huge part to play in the whole me being attracted to her and getting with her, but lately she’s been looking fluffy, she’s put on like 20lbs, I don’t even like going out to eat with her no more because she orders more than me she’s eats sooo much oloni, I lose my appetite when I hear her munching fat burgers, even when I’m like “I don’t even want this no more” her fat self goes “dw hunny I’ll finish it” her mouth is a hover for food, my female friends are saying its relationship weight, I got in to a relationship, not a bodybuilding competition, I used to be able to chuck her about during sex pick her up and buy now I struggle, you know when something is so heavy you try and pick it and you make that sound like “hmmp” but you body doesn’t move I experienced that last night, I sometimes order for her like salad and shit like that’ll help lol it doesn’t, you have to understand how annoying it is looking it is seeing bad bitches on insta or even her age mates from school posting gym snaps and you can just hear her lips clap in the background, I’ll be like “Look at this girl, at the GYM” and she’ll say the girl is peng or cute missing the point, I even went low to call her fat on her curious cat and she just tapped me like”babe look at this pussy hiding on anon” I don’t know what to do Oloni, I’ve said Ungodly insults to her about her wait and nothing what should I do? The waist trainer I bought her I think she ate it because it’s cut in half, I love her a lot but I don’t know what to do no more?
5. October 2017
You’re an idiot. There are people who genuinely need my help and here you are on a woman’s website telling jokes.
Is your dad proud? I hope you put this much effort into your CV as you did with your story making.
Fool.
Hi Oloni, I’m in weird situation right now, me and my boyfriend have been together for a while, he is really known on twitter well now anymore but back in 012 days he used to be a TL warrior and had groupies he’s claimed, I don’t have twitter so I don’t know about this but l, 4 months ago he bumped in to one guy that was getting corned on the TL but he must of took to far so the guy fucked the shit out of him right infront of me and he slapped me aswell for trying to back my man, Yes my boyfriend got slapped up being bad on twitter, lol it was so bad I had to call he’s brother to pick him up and then we went to A&E he snitched on the guy, and the guys boys are after him he’s been receiving so much threats from that guys people, but anyway how that comes back to me is, eve since that he hasn’t been himself he’s been behaving weird taking out his anger on me and shit he blamed me for getting punched and he’s been caught slipping like 3 times by he’s “paigons” ever since probably people he trolled on twitter the loser, but yeah like he’s been bahving like such a pussy lately and it’s effecting me whenever I say anything he just says shit I did this to him, if it weren’t for me going to want to go to the clinic with him that day he wouldn’t have got beaten up, yes he bumped into the guy that beat the shit out of him in the clinic, same place I got tested positive for STD that he gave to me but he’s biggest concern on me being the reason he’s become a bitch
5. October 2017
Dump him? Can’t even fight and he’s giving out STD’s.
Please help!!! Hi Oloni, I’ve been with my bf for over 2 years and he’s recently asked me to have a threesome with him and his bestfriend (a guy) is that weird?
4. October 2017
It’s only weird if it feels weird to you. Talk to him about it! If you’re not comfortable with it, let him know that it’s out of the question.
Oloni
Dear Oloni, how do I keep away from a guy that doesn’t show me respect since I’m always so horny and don’t want to be fucking around?
4. October 2017
Remember your worth m’dear! There are plenty of guys out there that will fuck you and make you feel good, even when you’re not in bed together.
Oloni
Hi Oloni. I’m a 25 year old virgin, I’ll be marrying soon and so I’ll finally be embarking on a whole new world! I’m excited but also very nervous about showing my body to my parter, experimenting etc. I definitely want to try things and explore, but I’m kinda shy too. Although I don’t regret having sex so later on in my life, I feel that maybe I would’ve been less inhibited had I done it sooner. Do you have any advice for someone just coming into their sexuality? I want to make up for lost time. Thanks!
4. October 2017
Hey darling! First off, thank you for stopping by and being an example to other women who want to wait till marriage! I wish I knew you, so I could ask how you did it, but I’m going to guess it was patience and commitment.
Anyway, my advice is to do some research. Play with your body a couple weeks before your big night, just so you can discover what you’ll enjoy in bed. Do not rush intimacy at ALL. Allow foreplay on the night to last to at least 15-20 minutes, this is to help ease you having sex.
I’d also suggest buying some water based lube and of course, condoms.
Oloni
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