Are You Riding It Properly?

Sometimes I like to banter with a male friend of mine about the quirks and nuances of sex and relationship matters. Just the other day came up the topic of ‘riding’ or ‘Cowgirl’ to be more specific after he sent me this pic:

 

 

After engaging in the discussion I felt inspired to write this article as it is one of the many positions I enjoy, but never really considered what makes it a ‘good’ or satisfying ride’ per se… for both of us of course! Usually I just get lost in the moment and assume that if I am enjoying, he must be enjoying!

Until my friend rained on my parade and said that actually some women think they are doing a great job, but actually, they really are not. This got me curious (and paranoid at the same time, ha!) as to what could possibly make it feel so bad for him?! I mean his cock is nice and snug in a warm and moist lady pocket right? With her soft thighs gripped on each side (unless she is doing the Asian cowgirl hehe), and her hand gripping his chest, face or anything she can grab onto, whilst moaning in ecstasy, as well as him getting the additional visual pleasure of seeing her boobs bounce in his face. Surely that is pleasurable enough right? RIGHT??!

Wrong.

Actually it might just be a little more technical then I first imagined! But hey I am always up for learning.

Here at Simply Oloni, we just had to investigate this and the conversation went a little something like this:

Male Friend: “The thing is this is the truth, some girls cant ride for shit so when you get that good ride you ENJOY it “

 

Me: “Oh lord..”

 

MF: “Just like some guys can’t fuck”

 

Me: “Haha yea…”

 

MF:”They are going for it and all you think is , this don’t feel nice, she is actually gonna break my dick.”

 

Me: “wow really?’

 

MF: “Hell fucking yes, and they think they are smacking it , that’s the cheeky audacity of it”

 

Me: * giggles * “But break it how?”

 

MF: “The rotation is all wrong, you end up going from super hard to semi [hard on] and that’s the dangerous point to get to because it starts to bend at weird angles and you are just hoping she stops”

 

Me:*laughs * why does it go to semi?”

 

MF: “Because it doesn’t feel good at all, it can be painful! They are trying to get too fancy with it, doing some awkward, fast circular rotation instead of just going up and down,and your dick is almost being snapped off in the process”

Me: “Oohhh I see, so you are saying it needs to be up and down only or what? If what you just said makes it bad, what makes it good?

Should the woman not move her hips or rotate?

What should she ideally do?”

 

MF: “From my experience, when a woman knows how to ride, she usually has that up and down motion on lock”

 

Me: “Ah so up and down yea?”

 

 

MF: “Yup, a great rider you will NEVER forget and a terrible rider will NEVER forget”

 

Me: “Up and down is a good sensation even for us ladies, especially when it fills you up and hits the spot over and over again”

 

MF: “Yup some try to do some circular motion like it is for show, to impress. I want them to forget me and just get lost in hitting that spot”

 

Me: “It can also rub on the g spot too, and that feels good..”

 

MF: “Like how if I am hitting from the back and giving slow circular motions on the spot is nice,no random and uncontrolled daggering. But then her now, circulating at 200mph with no control!NO! it’s dangerous !!! No control over the pussy swirling, trying to bend my dick to 45 degree angels and shit.. Nooooo!..”

 

Me: *laughs *

 

Well there you have it ladies, I personally found this conversation as food for thought as well as highly hilarious. Of course all males are different but there does seem to be a general consensus that a man doesn’t want his dick snapped off when he has a girl bouncing on it, whilst his hands are caressing the butt cheeks. That feeling like his life force is slowly getting sucked out of his body through his penis (and not in the good way *ahem *). As he lays there visualising when he will be emancipated and if it will be before his dick breaks in two, its nothing short of torturous and not in the ‘bdsm I like it’ kind of way neither. He just wants paradise, and paradise only.

 

 

Ha!