13 Sex Etiquette Rules Women Shouldn’t Have To Remind You About

Last night I decided to ask Twitter what they thought should be seen as a sexual etiquette before, during and after sex. I had mixed answers, but got a bigger response from the guys. I’m assuming some of the women were too embarrassed, because the majority decided to message me privately.

These unspoken rules are placed so there are boundaries in the bedroom. Society has finally realised that sex is not just for men, so we must also act like it isn’t and take charge. Anyway, before I ramble on here’s a list I compiled of 13 etiquette rules for sex.

Can you identify with any?

Not wearing a condom – Wearing a condom should never ever be a topic of discussion between you and your sexual partner. Unless he’s asking you to help him put it on.

Anal – It will never be okay to enter a woman’s behind without her permission. Make sure she’s okay with it by having a conversation prior. Remember not all women are comfortable with this sexual act, just because you enjoy it, doesn’t mean she will.

Forcing her head down – She gets it, you want the sloppiest head ever. But forcing her head towards your penis is just a big no, no.

Answering the phone – Why are you ruining the moment? What is more important than the bomb ass pu**y you’re about to get?

Foreplay – It’s annoying that some guys still think foreplay is optional. If you do not want to be the subject of conversation in her Whats App group amongst her friends, then always remember that foreplay is important. A good 15-20 minutes of kissing and fondling always does the trick.

Don’t be a selfish lover – Don’t just expect her to do all the work as you lay there.

Morning after pill – If you didn’t wrap it up, at least offer to pay for the morning after pill. It’s bad enough that some women have to have that infamous whisper over the counter at the pharmacist, or worse, wait for hours at the clinic.

Ask before you eat her booty – I mean sure she might like it, but just ask.

Using a sex toy you’ve used on an old sexual partner – If you’re irking as I was when I first heard about this then you’re mouth is probably wide open right now. It doesn’t matter how clean it is, keep your vibrators, cock rings and already opened lubes back in the fun box.

Dirty bed sheets – Even if you’re not having sex, there is absolutely no reason as to why you should have unclean sheets. It’s not only a sexual etiquette but it’s also remembering that women dislike guys with poor hygiene and see it as a big turn off.

Coming on her face without permission – Always ASK first!

Make sure she has an orgasm – Just because you came does not mean the sex is over. This falls right under being a selfish lover. Make sure you’re doing all the right things so she gets a climax too.

The towel or wipes – Yeah, this is to the men who grab a wet wipe or towel for themselves and look at you dazed and confused. Be polite and grab (do not throw) her a clean towel so she can also clean herself.

Now some of this may seem obvious, but you’ll be shocked by half of the dilemmas Simply Oloni is sent touching on these. What are your thoughts? Are there any sexual etiquette tips we forgot to cover? Tweet us @SimplyOloni