SORRY I FELL ASLEEP: An Interview with Oloni by ChatGPT Magazine
Q: Oloni, thank you for letting me finally pin you down for this interview. Sorry I Fell
Asleep is the kind of eBook that makes you laugh, gasp, and text your bestie “babe read
this RIGHT NOW.” It’s part fairytale, part filth, and completely addictive.
What made you want to create this eBook, and why now?
A: Hi Chatty, I’ve created soooo much content around women and their sex secrets for
the last 10 years and I really wanted to do something to celebrate it. This was a gift from me
to say thank you!
Q: The princess at the beginning of the book? She’s mysterious, dangerous, and
definitely not sleeping. Be real — is she you? Or someone you wish you could be on a
night out?
A: LOL! I’m screaming. The princess is definitely not me, but I feel like we’ve all been
there before.. pretending, when we just want to be free.
Q: You said this isn’t a book about romance, but about sex and chaos. So I have to
ask — what’s the pettiest reason someone got left out of the eBook? No names, just
vibes.
A: Their story probably wasn’t slutty enough. Does that count? Ionno.
Q: A lot of these stories are funny, wild, even jaw-dropping — but some are lowkey
heartbreaking. How do you balance the humour with the hurt when curating something
like this?
A: It’s not lowkey at all. Some of the stories are cruel. I won’t even pretend.. but I think
it’s important to remember that sometimes sex includes betrayal. When I made Sorry, I fell
asleep.. I wanted to show the reality of how women can be in relationships. We’re taught
that women are always well behaved and loyal, but the truth is we’re just as complex as
men.
Q: If a man recognized his girlfriend’s story in here, what would you tell him?
A: Mind my business duh.
Q: What’s the most liberating part of curating these stories? Like, what makes you
smile when you think “yep, we really put that in there.”
A: Honestly it has to be the kinks and fetishes. There was a lot going on!
Q: If someone’s reading Sorry I Fell Asleep in public — on the train, in a cafe, at
brunch with their church friends — what warning label should come on the eBook?
A: Lmao?? Church friends is so random. The warning should be “Way too much sex”.
Q: Which story made you pause and say, “Oh… this girl is going to hell, but I love that
for her”?
A: Omg the lady who let her husband’s boss, nut all over her husband’s xbox couch i
think it was ..cus he was cheating on her. She cancelled his cards and everything, when he
was away then blamed the stain on the dog. So messy. Wow!
Q: You’ve opened the door to women’s confessions — what’s one truth about sex or
dating that you think more women need to stop lying to themselves about?
A: Sexual compatibility is very important. You either have it or you don’t.
Q: When someone finishes reading Sorry I Fell Asleep, I want them to feel __.
A: Stunned
