Ask Oloni – I’m Pregnant And Afraid To Let Him Know He’ll Be A Father Again

Your favourite sex and relationship agony aunt Disclaimer: All dilemmas have been sent from real people and taken from www.simplyoloni.com/ask but answered in this feature in more detail. I met someone on Twitter, we were getting to know each other, had sex then he started acting weird. So I just …

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13 Mistakes Women Make In The Bedroom During Sex

So many of us are guilty of making mistakes in the bedroom and although some of us learn from them, there are plenty who are still repeating it. I’ve decided to compile a list of 13 mistakes women make in the bedroom. Let’s see if if you can relate to …

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Why You Should Say No To A Consolation Ring

As if you haven’t already realised; it’s that time of the year again! An abundance of enviably beautiful couples are getting hitched in dream locations and uploading their picturesque ceremonial photos #FortheGram for the whole world to see. Your friends are being proposed to, my friends are being proposed to …

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15 Signs He Doesn’t Like You Through Texting

It’s so hard to read men sometimes, so hard that you can never quite tell if they’re actually interested and just busy, or perhaps like you as only a friend. Texting isn’t the greatest way to communicate, but it is nice to know that the lad who likes you is …

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6 Masturbating Tips For Women

A couple weeks ago it was the end National Masturbation Month and an excuse for many to stock up on brand new sex toys. (What’s better than a new vibrator anyway?) – I enjoy talking about masturbation and self pleasure, especially because I don’t think any other person will know …

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How To Survive A Pity Date

‘Oloni, isn’t this a blog where you’re supposed to give advice and not encourage women to go out on pity dates?’ – Well no, lol giving advice is just one of the features on this blog. Simply Oloni is an online platform for sex and relationships, so we talk about …

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6 Tips To Give Him The Best Blow Job

I remember a night when I was still at university and a few of my girlfriends and I decided to watch porn. We were talking about our sexual experiences and started swapping stories about men in bed. We also wanted to discuss what it meant to perform great oral sex …

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5 Things You Should Know Before Getting Your First Smear Test

So I’ve been 25 for a while and like every other woman in their mid 20’s it means it’s time to get that very important test, a cervical screening. A smear test detects signs of cervical cancer and it’s done to look for changes within your cervix. The test is …

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8 Signs That Show He Will Never Want A Relationship With You

I’m always being asked by women how to tell if a guy isn’t interested in pursuing them all the way, and I get it because I too have asked this question. I’ve ignored the blatant signs that scream ‘he likes you, but not that much’ and still stayed till things …

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The Hoe Stories Everyone On Twitter Was Talking About

At around 2am this morning I asked women to send me their most ‘hoeish’ escapades they’ve ever been involved in. I posted them all anonymously on my account and next thing you know I was trending for several hours on Twitter. I had created a thread where women confessed it …

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