The ‘Who’s Your Hip Hop Celebrity Valentine?’ Quiz
Spotlight First and Simply Oloni have teamed up to bring the ladies this fun and quick quiz for Valentine’s Day. If you could date a hip hop artist who would it be? Better yet, who’d be your Valentine? Be as honest as you can when taking the quiz, so do not cheat, or you’ll miss out on the purpose and fun side of things. You can only pick one answer from each scenario.
Let the quiz begin, no cheating!
1) What would you prefer as a first date?
Front row at his own concert 5 pts
Netflix and Chill in your PJ’s 10 pts
Candle lit dinner in Paris 25 pts
A strip club 15 pts
Dinner at the top floor of The Shard 20 pts
2) What would be the sweetest thing to receive on Valentine’s Day?
A morning text telling you all the reasons why he thinks you’re special 10 pts
Flowers, chocolates and a poem 25 pts
Not particularly bothered 15 pts
Breakfast in bed. Egg whites and water included 5 pts
Send you jewellery 20 pts
3) You’ve been dating for 5 months. He’s been posted on The Shade Room with a random groupie in bed. You…
Blow up his phone 15 pts
Say nothing and wait for him to call 10 pts
Don’t care, you’re dating other people too 25 pts
Write a paragraph on Instagram explaining your position 5 pts
Delete his voicemails and block him 20 pts
4) He sends you his music, but you absolutely hate it. You …
Lie 15 pts
Offer a few suggestions 5 pts
Be honest 25 pts
Tell him you’re feeling the instrumental 10 pts
Ask for another one 20 pts
5) Your Valentine’s day present to him would be?
Lingerie which he gets to remove off you 25 pts
A pair of trainers 10 pts
Picture frame with you and him inside it 5 pts
Nothing 15 pts
A weekend away 20 pts
6) You give him oral sex for the first time and notice he’s yet to do it back so you…
Push his head towards your lower half 5 pts
Give him your most seductive look 25 pts
Ask him to go down on you 15 pts
Point towards your vagina 20 pts
Not bothered, he’ll probably do it wrong anyway 10 pts
7) What’s you biggest pet peeve in the opposite sex during a date
Talks too much 5 pts
Looking at other women 25 pts
Staring at your phone 10 pts
Bringing the topic of convo back to themselves repeatedly 20 pts
Not speaking clearly and mumbling 15 pts
Now add up your scores and read the results below
35 – 50 pts
DJ Khaled
He knows the key to a good Valentine’s Day and will spoil you first thing in the morning with breakfast in bed thanks to Chef D’s skills. He will speak life into you and is exactly the right person you need to spend this day with. Yes, he may have annoying habits, but the truth is he’ll wine and dine you like no other
55 – 85 pts
He wants to do well for you but also his other girls too. Lets just say you’re not getting a whole 24hrs with him. He’ll probably know what day it is, but act like it’s not important, he’s the type that feels like everyday should be treated like Valentine’s day, but never done anything romantic without a nudge or hint from you.
90 – 115 pts
Future
“Chicken wings and fries we don’t go on dates”
The type that may look cute with loads of “potential” to be a great boyfriend, but never quite puts in the effort you’re hoping for. He actually forgot that it was Valentine’s day. Are you even surprised? No.
The best you’ll get from him is a quick meal and some rich sex. But you’re not fussed after all you’d rather not be one of many so enjoy the night, the dirty sprite and music.
120 – 155 pts
Rick Ross
He definitely wants to make your day special. He’s ready to do anything to show he is the biggest boss and not like all these small boys. Expect to get everything you want, just keep yourself away from The Shade Room. Not everything posted is what it seems, so chill!! Jewelry, dinner aboard, your wish is certainly his command. Just don’t expect too much in terms of commitment after all Rick can be very indecisive, just enjoy the moment.
160 – 175 pts
“I never said it’d be fair/But when you’re all alone, I hope you truly know how bad I want to be there.”
Drake will go all out for you on Valentine’s day but just might forget to call you the following. Expect fireworks, candles and Instagram worthy uploads full of roses from your Champagne Papi. You’re not that bothered that he has other women chasing him as he’s not the only person you’re dating. You just appreciate being shown a good time.
Which celebrity artist were you paired up with this Valentine’s Day? Rick Ross, Bryson Tiller, DJ Khaled, Future or Drake?? Tweet us over at @SimplyOloni #SimplyOloniValQuiz sharing your score with your followers!
