Call For Sex And Relationship Advice EXCLUSIVELY Tonight Only

Tonight and tonight only I will be taking phone calls from Simply Oloni readers who have a sex and relationship dilemma. Relationship problems are usually either emailed to me at itsOloni@gmail.com or sent via ask.fm/Oloni – However today I want to speak to you directly and help whatever situation you’re …

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The Sting

The Borrower ‘Do you think it’s a problem if your boyfriend keeps on borrowing money from you?’ -Anonymous Yes, it is. He should have a bit of shame. You’re his girlfriend, not his sugar mama. Meet The Parent(s)  ‘Hey. I’m kinda scared of introducing my bf to my dad. He’s …

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How Long Is Too Long To Wait For A Title?

Serious question: How long is too long to wait for a title? How do you know when it’s time to move on from casual dating to being in a relationship? What does being ‘ready’ even mean? If I had £1 for every time I got into the ‘importance of titles’ …

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Has Holding Out Become A Cliche?

So I discovered something new about myself last summer. Apparently, I’m silly for wanting to hold out and not partake in casual sex with someone I am casually seeing. (Spoken by somebody I was casually seeing of course). I know this just sounds like the usual asshole things guys say …

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Tips For Surviving Christmas With The Potential In Laws

So the festive season is well and truly among us. Christmas is by far my favorite time of the year. Reconnecting with family members, unwrapping unwanted presents and stuffing your face with plates of food that would be considered a sin any other time of the year. Bliss. This time …

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The Break Ups

Prude or Comfortable? ‘I’ve dated a few guys, and it seems to end for the same reasons; lack of intimacy. I always feel it’s to soon for me to just jump into bed with them, but it seems they think I don’t like them because I haven’t had sex with …

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Case Of The Ex

“Just ignore her babe, she’s just jealous.” This might be the kind of thing you hear on a regular basis if you have to deal with a bitter ex-girlfriend. But have you ever thought that your man should do something about it? From rumour spreading to suspicious private-numbered drop calls, …

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Fetishes…To Be Spanked Or Not?

The first man I met with a fetish freaked me out for years, but as I’ve grown up and met people and had conversations, I’ve realised that people are as diverse in their sex life as they are in normal life and this does not mean they are any different …

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He Tells Me To Bleach My Skin

“Hey, I’ve been with my boyfriend for 5 years. I’m dark skinned and he tells me I should bleach. He explains regularly that it’s a joke, but I don’t find it hilarious. I want to leave the relationship. How do I tell him?” – Anonymous It’s disgusting that he makes …

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